with a guestbook. they will be come back into fashion soon and so we'd be ahead of the curve.

webrings, too.

i had one wish from this genie and i wanted this so don't make it wasted; thx

I hope you wished for animated flame gifs and bright, tiled backgrounds as well. Maybe the site could move to angelfire...

Visitor counters! WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

you see this is funny because it's 2018 and you're describing late 90s-early 2000s site features haha yes

I had a website with both a guestbook and a visitor counter before you could even walk.

IT WAS ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS AND LET ME TELL YOU WHEN THE MOVIES CAME WE WERE NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANY DEVIATIONS FROM THE SACRED TEXT

I thought explaining the early internet was bad when I had to explain what "Mr. T Ate My Balls" was to one of my kids a few years back. Got worse though when topic came up again a few weeks back and I had to explain who Mr. T was to one of their friends.